i like to headcanon that bb!scott spent a lot of time trying to take care of sick and injured animals and melissa had to give him this heartbreaking “we’re not in a position to take care of a pet” speech, so scott never tried to sneak a puppy in the house again, but he couldn’t stop looking after any animal that looked like it needed some help.
then one day, doctor deaton comes to town and sets up his practice, and scott carries a bird with a broken wing all the way from the forest to deaton’s front door and says, “please help. i promise to pay you back.”
deaton just tells him that if he helps hold the bird while he inspects the wing, that’s payment enough.
“you like animals, scott?”
“oh, i love them!”
“then, if it’s okay with you and your mom, what if you started working here part time? i need the extra hands, you see.”
and so scott got the best job and the best boss ever.
okay but please please tell me someone sat down and wrote after-mulan fic where some days li shang wakes up and rolls over and murmurs mulan’s name and reaches out for her only to hear “call me ping today” whispered back
and how everyone else not in the know thinks he has a wife and a secret army boyfriend and that he’s hiding one from the other
and someone tries to tell mulan and she just collapses laughing because they’re close but totally wrong
and li shang all the time just deals with it because he loves ping and he loves mulan and he doesn’t care what name he’s using or what gender he’s kissing as long as he can sneak one kiss a day
the dragon kind of creeps him out sometimes but it’s all cool
it’s all cool
perfect
headcanon fucking accepted
PAPA STILISNKI + MAMA MCCALL + SASSY HALE.
here some feels:
Melinski:
McHale:
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#PLOT TWIST: MELISSA AND MS. MORRELL START DATING #DEATON AND SCOTT THROW A PARTY TO CELEBRATE
